I write as the UK is in limbo after an election in which no party emerged the outright winner. Brown’s hitching up his skirt and fluttering his eyelashes at Clegg, who’s too busy enjoying the feel of Cameron’s hand on his thigh to notice. Who knows what will happen? I’ve got a few headlines ready:
If Cameron does a cowardly U-turn over policy in an attempt to strike a dealIT’S A CHICKEN AND CLEGG SITUATION If Clegg rejects his offer
FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON’T GIVE A CAM
If there’s a Labour leadership challenge
BROWN STAMPS ON BALLS CALLS TO QUIT
Scrap over who gets to be Chancellor
OSBORNE BATTLES CAPTAIN IN-VINCE-CABLE
CLEGG FACES PR DISASTER AS DEAL COLLAPSES Sex tape leaked of Cameron and a certain newspaper tycoon
DAVE’S KINKY BEDTIME WITH RUPERT THE BARE Got any more? Add them below.
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If the Tories and Clegg do become a coalition: UK Con-Dem’ned.
If the LibDem leader refuses to answer questions over a deal: Clegg Foggy over Compo-sition of new government.
Brilliant! How about ‘ConDemned to a life of misery’?
I’m sure there must be one in there about Brown sticky stuff :-0if Brown hangs on to being PM forever:”Dave goodbye to PM job”
On LibDem leader’s choice on who’ll run the country: Clegg nicks decision
Or ‘LibDems are Cons’? Might be a bit libellous, mind
Cameroon takes the biscuit.