Champagne is good for the heart. Red wine stops weight gain. Tea wards off nightmares. Coffee prevents brain tumours.
Great!
Then oh no! A few pages later it turns out nothing prevents brain tumours after all. Darn it. But fortunately peppermint ‘can dissolve a headache in minutes.’
That’ll be the headache you get after the red wine, caffeine and Champagne binge as recommended earlier then.
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That sounds like a footballer’s regular night out.