Look at this guy. Going on People Per Hour hoping to find someone who’ll write his university application form and reference letters. Surely if you want to do a degree you should have the ability to string a sentence or two together? And have genuine references?
I’m guessing there’s a pattern of cheating developing here. Like the way serial killers don’t just wake up in the morning with a penchant for grisly murders – they start out torturing insects when they’re young and slowly became more and more desensitised to violence.
His essays are going to be cut and shunt pieces, cobbled together from paragraphs pinched from elsewhere. He won’t bother writing his thesis himself – he’ll just find a dissertation writing service and hope he doesn’t get done for plagiarism by the university.
But rather than the dozens of people you normally see bidding on a simple writing project like this, he only had one offer. That’s one too many. Because if you’re an editor with any sense of ethics you will surely be thinking: DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY EEJIT.







